(Warning. Rated PG for some suspense.)
I rode my horse today.
His name is Gallant.
I brushed his soft coat of fur.
I brushed his mane and tail.
He is a very handsome horse.
I put his bridle on.
I put his saddle on.
We did a few practice drills.
Gallant moved each of feet right when I told him to!
He behaved so well when I was not riding him!
Mostly.
I tied a rope onto his saddle horn.
Then I asked him to trot around in a circle.
He did one circle.
But then ...
... he ran away and pulled the rope out of my hands.
He ran over to the other horses.
I was angry.
I took a deep breath.
I went over to him and brought him back.
I took the rope off of his saddle horn.
I got on Gallant.
He did a good job walking.
He wanted to run.
I wanted him to walk.
When he tried to run, I made him turn around in circles.
He did not like that.
He jumped around a little bit.
But I stayed on.
He did better at walking after that.
I asked him to trot.
He did trot, but he still wanted to run.
When he tried to run, I made him turn circles again.
Again, he did not like that.
He jumped around a little bit more.
But I stayed on.
He did better at trotting after that.
I asked him to run slowly.
He wanted to run very quickly.
I tried to make him turn around in circles again.
But he did not.
He ran, and Ran, and RAN!
I was pulling on the reins very hard.
He ran under a very low branch.
I ducked, but it hit my head.
He ran under another very low branch.
I ducked again, but it hit my head, too.
He ran straight for the fence!
He is a very fast horse!
I was afraid!
I didn't know what to do!
He was running and jumping.
And then Gallant stopped very quickly.
I fell off right before we got to the fence.
I rolled on the ground two times.
And then my back hit the fence post.
I was angry again.
But I was not hurt badly.
I took Gallant back to the round pen.
I tied him up and let him calm down.
He calmed down for two hours.
While he was calming down, I rode another horse.
His name is Blaze.
Blaze is Gallant's boss.
Blaze and I rode down the road a long way.
Blaze walked when I asked him to walk.
He trotted when I asked him to trot.
He ran when I asked him to run.
But best of all, Blaze slowed down when I asked him to slow down.
I liked riding Blaze a lot.
When we got back, I brushed Blaze.
I told him that he did a very good job.
Then I took his tack off and turned him loose in the pasture.
I untied Gallant and took his tack off, too.
Then I turned him loose in the pasture.
Does anyone want to buy a horse?
9 comments:
What a story. You had me giggling by the end. I hope you aren't too sore from all that! We think of you all often and hope you are well.
Nancy
What a story. You had me giggling by the end. I hope you aren't too sore from all that! We think of you all often and hope you are well.
Nancy
Wow! This is why I had a horse-riding phobia. Horses can be pretty obstinate...I'm so glad you weren't hurt!
Kim, you crack me up! I love your story. Glad you're not too badly hurt.
Where is the "and they lived happily ever after" part? I'm glad your OK!
Ok--that scared me really bad! Except I knew you must not be TOO bad if you lived to tell about it on a blog! Yikes!!!! I just keep seeing Christopher Reeve sitting in his wheel chair every time you tell these stories!! I LOVE horses but Gallant scares me!! :) I'm so glad you weren't seriously hurt, especially since who knows when somebody would have found you!!! :) Happy SOAKING!!
You're hilarious.
And sore.
Way cute!! I'm jealous, by the way. While you get to spend time reading Dr. Seuss, I'm reading about group therapy and counseling strategies. Wanna trade?
Sold your horse yet? :)
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